Even the title, "Holy Ears," is actually unsettling, especially during the summertime.
Mike Tyson has you covered if you’ve ever wanted to experience the exquisite pleasure of biting Evander Holyfield’s ear while getting as high as a kite. The package will read, “If I used to be on hashish, I wouldn’t have bit his ear.”Simply take a moment to digest each one.
New: Mike Tyson and Evander Holyfield have partnered up to create and deliver “Holy Ears,” edibles in the shape of an ear
“If i was on cannabis, I wouldn't have bit his ear,” Tyson said, referring to the 1997 fight when the boxer bit Holyfield’s ear pic.twitter.com/WNjdi5Tnlz
I thought biting one’s ears was more of a shower salts thing, but I’ll have to trust Mike Tyson’s judgment, which is a sentence that no one has ever said in human history. I just want to know who is out there looking to buy edibles; they typically look through the cabinets and think, “Hmmm… gummy bears, butterflies, these peach ring issues… OH AN EAR!”
Mike Bites Edibles (Photo: Instagram)
To tell you the truth, the ears have been around for a lot of the year, and they used to be called “Mike’s Bites.” Now, he has teamed up with Evander to rename them, and THE MAN WHO HAD HIS EAR BITTEN OFF BY MIKE TYSON has agreed to do so! It is, at the very least, a conversation starter, and it is also a surefire way to make movie night awkward while you are hanging out and watching Pineapple Specific while passing around a bag of Holyfield ears laced with THC. Even the title, “Holy Ears,” is actually unsettling, especially during the summertime.
